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Dunkview is a series of video game playthrough reviews by Jason Gastrow on VideoGameDunkey. The series template basically consists of Gastrow playing the game for several times, and at the end giving it a score out of five. No game has ever gotten a perfect five, and several games have actually gotten zeroes. The first Dunkview came out in March 2011 for Toy Story 3--ironically, the film and not the tie-in video game. The highest any reviewed game has ever gotten is possibly the "Best Game of All Time Award", which was given to Max Payne 3

Toy Story 3 (Dunkview)

Toy Story 3 (Dunkview)

The first Dunkview

List of reviewed games

Toy Story 3

  • 3 out of 5, get it?

Donkey Kong Country Returns

  • 3/5 real good one

Killzone 3

  • 3 out of 5, that's a call from George Washington

LA Noire

  • 3 out of 5

Business Wars

  • 0 out of 5, what a piece of shit!

Crysis 2 - Console Version

  • 0 out of 5, What a fucking piece of shit. Actually, -5 out of 5. Fuckin' piece of shit.

Little Big Planet 2

  • 0 out of 5, piece of shit!... Okay, 3 out of 5.


  • 0 out of 5!... Okay, I'll play... 0 out of 0. Wasn't even in the running.. for any points at all. HEY REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIPE

The Legend of Zelda

  • 4 out of 5! What a piece of sh-


  • 0 out of 1,000,000. There's a million points, didn't even get a single one. It's such a fucking.. abombination.

Zelda 2

  • Horse out of 5. What a piece!

Duke Nukem Forever

  • Don't play this. Out of 5.

WWE All Stars

  • Sigh* out of *ugh*


  • What the heck? atafa

Superman 64

  • no.

Mortal Kombat

  • Too bad you... will die. Out of 5.

Penguin Wars

  • Weoooooooooooooooooo out of 5. Come buy my new movie.


  • Stupidest God Damn Game Ever. Game Of The Year. Out of 5.


  • Dinosaurs aren't real.

Payday : The Heist

  • Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* out of 5. Better subscribe. MBA Live.


  • Not my mama. My mom's white.

Sonic Generations

  • Hippopotamus out of 14 points.


  • 10 out of 5 "What a steal!"

Max Payne 3

  • Best game of all time award

Far Cry 3

  • 0 out of 5 she's got NO ASS.

The Last of Us

  • I give it a 10, cuz I'm a fuckin' idiot


  • 0 out of 5


  • 2 out of 5 suck on my moon dick bungie

Smash Brothers 4

  • I give Smash Brothers 4 a five out of five, it's a mastapeece.

Star Wars Battlefront

  • "It's shallow, it's simplistic, it's repetitive, and you gotta pay $50 for new maps. I give this game a 2 out of 5 in its current state."


  • 5 out of 5, it's a mastapeece.

Tom Clancy's The Division

  • 3 out of 5
  • "Tom Clancy man, you're crazy dude. How you make all these games by yourself?"

No Man's Sky

  • Was so bad that it didn't even get a rating.
  • "I give Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door a 4 out of 5. Just a solid RPG."

Final Fantasy XV

  • "I give Final Fantasy XV a Chocobo." (3 out of 5)

Sonic Mania


Knack 2

  • "I give Knack 2 my first ever 10 out of 5, and that's just for the graphics alone, okay? Don't even get me started on the storyline!"

Metroid: Samus Returns

  • "I give Metroid a big--bigger than that--BIG-ass 3 out of 5."


  • "I give Cupfoot a 4 out of 5."

Super Mario Odyssey

  • 5 out of 5 + Holy Shit Award
Best game

The score given to Max Payne 3, arguably the highest any Dunkviewed game has ever received.