League of Legends I Got It
"League of Legends: I Got It" is a VideoGameDunkey video released on July 11, 2013. It is one of Dunkey's raps, and it has over 540,000 hits and over 12,000 likes.
Lyrics
Ain't playing no tournaments
But I'm the most known player, no argument
Ha! Top paid, too, yabba dabba doo
Dude going to jail for what he said
Man FBI must want me dead
Now watch man, Machinima
Middle man, villain man
I'm comedian, they the laugh
Government try to take half
Fuck that shit, tax act
Took me a year to fly 6 hours
Atlanta International, Aerodrome Tower
Self loathing in seatbelts
Security checks so detailed
Baggage claim, John McClane
Died hard after Easter
Hung up on South Asian hoe
MSG and egg rolls
Dial tone busy don't wanna know
Arrive in Texas for the massacre
All fucked up neurovascular
I'm forgotten, Mac OS Cheetah
Shit's scarier than Amnesia
Romance is the plot device
James Bond singing, North Korea
Only woman love me, Mama Mia
HOO!
Met some girl named Sandy
Modus operandi
Suck and lick, ride and trick
Spongebob squirrel bitch suck my dick
Met some hoe called Rena
Ace Ventura no brainer
Not the brightest, not the tightest
Won't let me tongue strap her ass at Midas
Fradulent, abstinent
Vietnamese accent
Vanity, center of gravity
Palm oil panties
Squeaky voice insanity
This one's name is Jenny
Somebody give this hoe an Emmy
Actin' like she's too good
Friendship misunderstood
Girl thinks she's leading the flock
Bitch, if you so hot, why I block you?
Chelsea, Chelsea
Always with the jealousy
If you saw what I'd see
You'd see me watching your Ds
Girl you had a huge rack
Black girl booty nothing wrong with that
And she's singing Marvin Gaye
Rock the world, man I'm here to stay
I thought I met a real lady
Not even close baby
Bitch
(I called him a volisquare.)
(Oooohhh I'm telling on you!)
(Ooohh shit)
(Shit)
(He fucking typed it wrong!)
Eh heh heh now ladies done talkin' to me
Must be a has-been
I ain't even good at League
That's why I gotta pick Shen
Put a hundred on (too fed)
I'll take a hundred off
Eating nothing but top lane
And drinking applesauce (hit the sauce)
Sitting on my ass
Playing video games
Sucking down this juice (hit the sauce)
Like I am Max Payne
Skyping with bitches from Britain
She's barren, I'm smitten
Hundred pound women
50 pound chest
Sunfire cape
I am da best, HOO!
Plenty in the trunk
Took her for a test drive
Had to pay cash
I'd like to try a new model
This one's too fast
I think that they are women
I know that they are sluts
It's alright bitch, I like your fucking butt
(Hehe, hehe, hehe, I got it! Hehe!)
Trivia
- The first beat of the song can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GRH0Q43u8g
- The second beat of the song can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1gCIS4801g
- The song's RapGenius article can be found at http://rapgenius.com/Dunkey-i-got-it-lyrics