"Petters on the Low" is a VideoGameDunkey video released on January 7, 2013. The video received over 500,000 hits and over 16,000 likes, and has been recognized as Dunkey's signature song. The song is also featured in Dunkey's album Dunkey's Album, with the audio sped up to 1.5x speed.
The song is a Red Dead Redemption rap about "the adult eating Happy Meals", a "petter" in the West. The song has since received a fanmade 10-hour version and a fanmade parody with entirely new lyrics, as well as a "Payne Mix" in the 2012 Dunk Awards.
It is one of six Dunkey songs to have an article on RapGenius.com.
Am I wrong cuz I wanna get it on till I die
Am I wrong cuz I wanna get a jeaun till I die
Get a beaun till I die, get a seaun till I dieMan, y'all remember me, I'm the biggest nig alive
Ever since I started petting, all the bad men betting
On a dunk ass nigga with no reason or rhyme
But ever since I broke the bank, I spent the proceeds all on cake
And now a fatass piggy gotta flee from the crime
Pet me, pet you, that's the mission we pursue
If the job is done correctly, then they paying what is due
But when the bitches start trippin', when I know my game is slippin'Imma keep on petting till they sippin' below
You a fucking crow, you a stupid hoe
You are just a doe, man we petters on the low
Food is my appeal for a turk, that's quite a deal
Y'all remember me, I was the adult eating Happy Meals
Chickens in the desert got sand on the feathersDamn, I don't give a hell
I have no taste, man I like Kazaam
Slam me, but never ask me to give a damn
Am I wrong cuz I fucking ate it all with my hands (yeah!)
Even on a diet you can still eat a fucking bomb
Old ass nigga from the trailer, "you can't change john"
Snake me, forsake me
Corn flake me, burnt steak me
Milkshake me, unmake me
In the wild wild west
You can break me but never risk me a stomachache
If I'm hungry you better bake me a fucking cake
- When Gastrow raps "Imma keep on petting till they sippin' below", the subtitles read "Imma keep on petting till they sippin' in hell".
- In the "Payne Mix" of the song seen in the 2012 Dunk Awards, Gastrow makes a couple of errors. Instead of saying "sippin' below", he actually says "sippin' in hell". Also, instead of saying "you a fucking crow, you a stupid hoe", he says "you a stupid crow, you a fucking hoe."
- The original version uses an edited (non-Tupac) version of Unchained (The Payback/Untouchable) from the Django Unchained soundtrack. Gastrow parodies several of Tupac's lyrics in his song.